#iamnotmakingthisup

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #iamnotmakingthisup from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
13
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 13
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 13

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 22:51 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
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07-25
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07-26
0
07-27
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07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 22:51 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #iamnotmakingthisup.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 22:51 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 13 public posts (spanning ~26922 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 07:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (13)

Avg boosts / post: 0.1

Top of the latest posts

  • Did you know that there's a whole law article about Epstein and luck that doesn't even mention that Epstein and PowerBall once? Odds and Ends: An Epstein-Inspired Look at Luck #IAmNotMakingThisUp. Consider the following hypothetical: one da

    Riley S. Faelan@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-03-11 14:20 UTCView post →

  • Parents, please talk to your children about the dangers of television dialogue. #ActualWarning #IAmNotMakingThisUp

    Tim@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-01-11 22:54 UTCView post →

  • The discussion on Discord that alerted me to this turn of events included the phrase, and #IAmNotMakingThisUp, “tanking with an arbalest” to which my reaction was basically #DoesNOTCompute or, for pinball players, #BrainGoesTILT #RuneQuest

    Arcadiagt5@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-04-18 05:13 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/iamnotmakingthisup