#idiotseverywhere
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #idiotseverywhere from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #idiotseverywhere
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-01 04:33 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-01 04:33 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #idiotseverywhere.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-01 04:33 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~20529 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (6) · Polish (6) · German (2) · Catalan (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
5 min in der öffentlichen Timeline und du schaust zur Sicherheit nach, ob du wirklich noch im Fediverse bist. #AlleBeklopptGeworden #IdiotsEverywhere ----- "Ich denke, also bin ich hier falsch." (frei nach René Descartes)
Say what?! Serio-fuckin-usly?! What kind of moron would do that?! Oh wait! I know.. trumpet kind one idiot! 🤦♀️ 🤦♀️ 🤦♀️ More to read here: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-m
When you start treating your pets as children you have effectively demoted children to being pets. The pet doesn't know any better but the children will. #idiotseverywhere
#idiotseverywhere across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #idiotseverywhere straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/idiotseverywhere