#ihatemymiserablelife
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ihatemymiserablelife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-10 02:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-10 02:11 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #ihatemymiserablelife.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-10 02:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~4271 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
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Urgh. I am *still* feeling like hammered dogshit. Coughing, sneezing, going through Kleenex like I own stock in 'em, and I still have basically no voice. I've slept most of the day. I was over this, dammit. Then I had to go out and shovel a
They just played Siouxsie and the Banshees at this bar. Quick look around and I think I may be the only person in this bar who realizes that was Siouxsie and the Banshees, or who has any concept of who Siouxsie and the Banshees might be. #I
#ihatemymiserablelife across platforms
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