#ihopejohnroberts
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ihopejohnroberts from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-04 21:02 UTC8 uses by 7 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-04 21:02 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #ihopejohnroberts.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-04 21:02 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~860 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 2.3
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No co-used tags in the sample.
Top of the latest posts
#IHopeJohnRoberts hears about "John Roberts" being shunned by his neighbors on his island in Maine, and feels pretty good about not being that "John Roberts" because being shunned is sad, and then he wonders whether he's still the real John
As Chief Justice John Roberts and his new hobo friend weave down the sidewalk seeking another bottle of MD 20/20 fortified wine, I hope a police car slows down as it comes alongside them and the cop eyeballs them suspiciously through his op
In his troubling dream, #IHopeJohnRoberts 's tormentors realize he's so dense morally that they need to tackle him head-on, with no room for ambiguity or misunderstanding, and so they all line up, the spirits of his 1L Con Law prof and his
#ihopejohnroberts across platforms
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