#impatience
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #impatience from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:07 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:07 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:07 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~45275 hours).
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Languages: English (36) · French (2) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
@simontatham This from Larry Wall (of Perl fame) seems relevant... The Three Virtues [Paraphrased] 1) #Laziness - The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. 2) #Impatience - Because you are impatient
We have now reached the point where I have to be restrained from digging around in the tomato pots to see if they are growing yet. If only I could attach a debugger to them. #gardening #impatience
#BloomScrolling #flowers #photography #FlowerPhotography #gardening #impatience #MadeInTheShade
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