#impatient

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #impatient from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:38 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
1
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:38 UTC
#impatientoptimism
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#impatientfelines
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#impatientcat
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#impatientwithintolerance
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#impatiently
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#impatientpup
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#impatientdriver
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#impatients
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#ImpatientFirstWorldProblems
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#impatientindians
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#impatientfabrics
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#impatientvirgin
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:38 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~29082 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 06:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (36) · Chinese (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0.2

Top of the latest posts

  • impatient… #slamdunk #impatient #nah #layup #instead #basketball #animatedgif

    @Om@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12024-07-16 23:26 UTCView post →

  • Aaaaaaand I just fork()-bombed my computer. Who KNEW triggering ten thousand simultaneous yay processes could make a modern Linux box choke? Pheh. Lightweight. #YesIamInsane #impatient #iShouldHaveThoughtThatOneThroughALittleMore

    R. L. Dane :Debian:@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02023-12-11 22:28 UTCView post →

  • Poppy, impatient. Pumpkin, innocent bystander. #MiniatureDachshund #MiniDaxie #LittleOne #puppy #PoppyDog #PumpkinDog #Throwback #Devon #DinkyDog #Impatient #LetsGoAlready

    Petrina Binney 🌈📚🌲@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12023-05-19 19:18 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/impatient