#inanimateobjects
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #inanimateobjects from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 17:56 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 17:56 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #inanimateobjects.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 17:56 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~7487 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
The boiler just decided to give me a "I'm dead, get ready to sell your body parts" type moment but I feng shui'd the hell out of the area near the boiler, topped up the filling loop a tad and reset it a few times and it has decided to soldi
@steven I try to do more intermittent fasting b/c it one has proven health benefits but also b/c cooking is time consuming & tbh I love saving money on necessities so I can splurge #tools #inanimateObjects Food is important b/c it’s tied di
@funnymonkey curious to know the market share of #GoogleHome #Nest tho as I suspect it’s much more popular Perhaps I’m just a #luddite but tbh I’d just rather walk in the dark to the💡switch etc #Roomba freaks me out too To each their own I
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