#instantbullshit
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #instantbullshit from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 23:14 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 23:14 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #instantbullshit.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 23:14 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~3549 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: French (10)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
👉 https://www.flickr.com/photos/instant_bullshit/albums/72177720325525752 Jeudi soir aux Capucins et grâce aux bons soins de la Case à Toto, un concert avec Suif (de Bordeaux) puis les intraitables LOINS en provenance directe de Finlande.
👉 https://www.flickr.com/photos/instant_bullshit/albums/72177720323837414 Encore du BOUCAN et encore un excellent concert, voire un concert à la limite de la dinguerie de la part du duo qui a écrasé de sa fureur ravageuse les trop démonstr
👉 https://www.flickr.com/photos/instant_bullshit/albums/72177720326721639 Des photos de La Hess (mes local zeros préférés) puis Poisse et enfin, Dionysiaque. Comment dire… Dionysiaque est un groupe jouant une musique d’une efficacité impar
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