#instantbullshit
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #instantbullshit from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-05 11:08 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-05 11:08 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #instantbullshit.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-05 11:08 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~13917 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: French (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Presque quatre mois que je n'avais pas assisté à un concert et que je n'avais pris aucune photo de qui ni de quoi que ce soit mais l'annonce de la reprise d'activité de KOUMA avait tout pour me faire sortir de ma torpeur. Le trio saxophone
👉 https://www.flickr.com/photos/instant_bullshit/albums/72177720326721639 Des photos de La Hess (mes local zeros préférés) puis Poisse et enfin, Dionysiaque. Comment dire… Dionysiaque est un groupe jouant une musique d’une efficacité impar
👉 https://www.flickr.com/photos/instant_bullshit/albums/72177720326498244 Ce sourire dentifrice de bogoss vous est gracieusement offert par PSYCHIC GRAVEYARD, l'un des groupes les plus barges que j'ai vu en concert ces derniers mois et lar
#instantbullshit across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #instantbullshit straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/instantbullshit