#intercal
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #intercal from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-11 10:37 UTC2 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-11 10:37 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-11 10:37 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 22 public posts (spanning ~66133 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 02:00
Languages: English (21) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
On April 1st 1999, CLC-INTERCAL 0.01 escaped into an unsuspecting world. Today, 25 years later, CLC-INTERCAL 1.00 escaped into the same unsuspecting world (we ARE really sorry!) What has changed? We've taken the escape number from 25 years
@leonerd This sounds like the conditional logic equivalent of #INTERCAL’s `COME FROM`: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COMEFROM Of course, there’s an Acme #Perl module for it: https://metacpan.org/pod/Acme::ComeFrom
@arcaneoverflow @thomasfuchs It is 2037, the distant grim future of programming. The oceans have been boiled by #slopfondlers in order to, well, fondle slop. The cities, animals, stars, everything else really have also been boiled. You are
What “intercal” means
WikipediaThe Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym (INTERCAL) is an esoteric programming language that was created as a parody by Don Woods and James M. Lyon, two Princeton University students, in 1972. It satirizes aspects of the various programming languages at the time, as well as the proliferation of proposed language constructs and notations in the 1960s.
“INTERCAL” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#intercal across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #intercal straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/intercal