#internetofshit

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #internetofshit from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
11
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:56 UTC
0
07-21
1
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:56 UTC
#InternetOfShite
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#internetofshitihelpedbuild
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#internetofshitdevices
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#InternetOfShitThings
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#internetofshits
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#internetofshittythings
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:56 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3855 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (32) · German (2) · French (2) · Lithuanian (1) · Danish (1) · Dutch (1)

Avg boosts / post: 6.1

Top of the latest posts

  • need to remove functionality from an #internetofshit device again

    bibor@[email protected]♥ 332↻ 1242026-03-27 20:08 UTCView post →

  • Anyone have ridiculous #InternetOfShit examples you're really fond of? Toasters, coffee machines, or microwaves that don't work without Wi-Fi or Bluetooth. Vacuum, TV, or toothbrush botnets. Preferably something you have a picture of, from

    Maddie@[email protected]♥ 30↻ 682026-06-20 21:46 UTCView post →

  • @foone WTF!? Also: When did people start accepting this Enshittification? Seriously, if this would have happened to me, I would've demanded a refund, @geerlingguy … A washing machine doesn't need to have fucking #WiFi!!! Cc: @internetofshit

    Netzblockierer@[email protected]♥ 19↻ 42026-07-11 00:29 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/internetofshit