#iwouldprefernotto
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #iwouldprefernotto from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-29 15:20 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-29 15:20 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #iwouldprefernotto.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-29 15:20 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~14639 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 2
Top of the latest posts
“Doing nothing often leads to the very best of something.” #WinnieThe Pooh “Sometimes doing nothing is the most violent thing to do." #SlavoyZizek I am utterly FASCINATED. #philosophy #productivity #IWouldPreferNotTo #BartlebyInPower #Herma
Advice to US government workers and Democratic Party electeds, per Brooke Harrington: Be Bartelby. Prefer not to. #dontcomplyinadvance just #dontcomply #Melville #BartelbytheScrivener #iwouldprefernotto
#NewYearResolution #IWouldPreferNotTo #Bartleby #genAI #DALLE3
#iwouldprefernotto across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/iwouldprefernotto