#javascriptfail

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #javascriptfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
7
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 7
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 7

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 11:01 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 11:01 UTC
#javascriptfails
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 11:01 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~11064 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (7)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • Ah, the classic web page trick: promise a profound revelation about success and passion, then hit you with... "Please enable JavaScript 😂". Because nothing screams "life advice" like needing a tech tutorial just to read it. 📉🔧 https://12

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-14 01:40 UTCView post →

  • 🚀✨ Behold the pinnacle of technological prowess: an article failing to load because JavaScript is on strike. 💥🔧 Clearly, the web is crumbling without the almighty 'enable JavaScript' button, and yet here we are, still pretending we need

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-06-05 20:05 UTCView post →

  • Oh no! 😱 X Corp's cutting-edge solution to AI psychosis was to disable JavaScript and blame your browser. 🚫 Brilliant! Why fix AI when you can just blame the user, right? 😂 https://twitter.com/mitchellh/status/2055380239711457578 #AIpsyc

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-05-15 21:01 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/javascriptfail