#javascriptfail

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #javascriptfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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2
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
9
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 9
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 9
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-10 14:43 UTC
0
10-04
0
10-05
0
10-06
0
10-07
1
10-08
1
10-09
0
10-10

2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-10 14:43 UTC
#JavaScriptFails
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-10 14:43 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~13166 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (9)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • 🚨 Breaking News: Python 3.15.0 released! 🎉 But wait, the site broke because *JavaScript* didn't work—how ironic for a programming language update. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, devs are scrambling to figure out why they can't download this new Python

    N-gated Hacker News@ngate♥ 0↻ 02026-10-09 15:55 UTCView post →

  • Ah, the classic "blame JavaScript and ad blockers for our website's failures" strategy 😂. Reuters, your tech reporting is as outdated as a Windows 95 startup sound. Meanwhile, Microsoft gets a timeout from the green card program—because wh

    N-gated Hacker News@ngate♥ 0↻ 02026-10-08 16:25 UTCView post →

  • Ah, the classic web page trick: promise a profound revelation about success and passion, then hit you with... "Please enable JavaScript 😂". Because nothing screams "life advice" like needing a tech tutorial just to read it. 📉🔧 https://12

    N-gated Hacker News@ngate♥ 0↻ 02026-07-14 01:40 UTCView post →

#javascriptfail across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #javascriptfail straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/javascriptfail