#JohnMastodon
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #JohnMastodon from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-10 16:52 UTC12 uses by 7 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-10 16:52 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-10 16:52 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~598 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
What if we gave Sean Penn to Mr. Arthur Scargill? Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
Consider this story from my life: John Mastodon was wandering in Germany. A young girl inquired "Where does a Segway begin, and where does it end?" John replied: "It is you." I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
@X31Andy These lines are just for you: The fragrant trumpet Turning quickly happier Inside the lover These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
#johnmastodon across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #johnmastodon straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/johnmastodon