#justdontsaymonkeyandyoullbefine

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #justdontsaymonkeyandyoullbefine from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Mastodon
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Open-web mentions
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Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-11 20:20 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-11 20:20 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #justdontsaymonkeyandyoullbefine.

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-11 20:20 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~0.2 hours).

Top of the latest posts

  • Rock apes. 3 of 3 #Cryptids #OnStage #SimianNoise #TheHowlers #JustDontSayMonkeyAndYoullBeFine #WeirdArt #PsychologicalLandscape #ImSureItMustMeanSomething #DarkArts #DigitalArt #AIAssistedArt #AIArt #WomboDream #StableDiffusion

    Laszlo Xalieri@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-11-14 20:18 UTCView post →
  • Rock apes. 2 of 3 #Cryptids #OnStage #SimianNoise #TheHowlers #JustDontSayMonkeyAndYoullBeFine #WeirdArt #PsychologicalLandscape #ImSureItMustMeanSomething #DarkArts #DigitalArt #AIAssistedArt #AIArt #WomboDream #StableDiffusion

    Laszlo Xalieri@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-11-14 20:10 UTCView post →
  • Rock apes. 1 of 3 #Cryptids #OnStage #SimianNoise #TheHowlers #JustDontSayMonkeyAndYoullBeFine #WeirdArt #PsychologicalLandscape #ImSureItMustMeanSomething #DarkArts #DigitalArt #AIAssistedArt #AIArt #WomboDream #StableDiffusion

    Laszlo Xalieri@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-11-14 20:04 UTCView post →

#justdontsaymonkeyandyoullbefine across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #justdontsaymonkeyandyoullbefine straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/justdontsaymonkeyandyoullbefine