#kafkaesque
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #kafkaesque from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-20 01:16 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-20 01:16 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-20 01:16 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~8332 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 02:00
Languages: English (34) · Czech (3) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
#traveller #outerspace #malemodel #bestagermodel #bnw #modelswanted #photomodel #photomodels #monochrome #photographer #photography #portrait #lostplace #lostplaces #tattoo #tattoos #kafkaesque #surreal Model: Stefan-K Location: Homburger P
@statsguy It's a government, a bureaucracy, it doesn't have a morality compass. As with all bureaucracies if it can target compliant people / easy to deal with people it will do so over actual violent thugs because it makes bureaucrats feel
Oh! Children and teenagers in swimwear is now sexual abuse material! So I guess now you can go to jail for making a photo of your own children on a beach, or making a selfie on a beach or at a swimming pool where random children or teenager
What “kafkaesque” means
WikipediaFranz Kafka was a German-language Jewish writer from Prague. Widely regarded as a major figure of 20th-century literature, his works fuse elements of realism and the fantastique, and typically feature isolated protagonists facing bizarre or surreal predicaments and incomprehensible bureaucratic powers. The term Kafkaesque has entered the lexicon to describe situations like those depicted in his writings. His best-known works include the novella The Metamorphosis (1915) and the novels The Trial (
“Franz Kafka” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#kafkaesque across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/kafkaesque