#kazooemergency
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #kazooemergency from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 07:40 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 07:40 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~3.4 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
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Top of the latest posts
@scholar_farmer Here's hoping that more emergencies turn out to be a #KazooEmergency Good luck with the talk!
There's a kids book, it might just be a kazoo emergency. Well. Yup. The kazoos are in the van. The van is going click click click instead of starting. We have two hours to solve this problem before my kazoo talk.... #kazoo #KazooEmergency
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