#kidtales
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #kidtales from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-05 02:49 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-05 02:49 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-05 02:49 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~2492 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (15)
Avg boosts / post: 2.2
Top of the latest posts
Tonight, tucking the kids in... My daughter: I was just thinking about life... My wife: Yeah? What were you thinking about? Daughter: Oh, how you live, and then you die. And then you live again, and die again. It's a whole cycle. My wife: H
My daughter was cleaning her room. She held up some old, tattered fairy wings... Daughter: These wings don't fit anymore. Should I throw them in the bin? Us: Yeah. Daughter: GOODBYE, CHILDHOOD! *slam* #kidtales #parenting #childhood
My daughter asked me today why we say "Twenty twenty-three" instead of "Two thousand twenty-three" and I rambled on about numbers and decades for a good ten minutes or so before she finally said, "Yeah, I shouldn't have asked." I have becom
#kidtales across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #kidtales straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/kidtales