#KillMeNowPlease

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #KillMeNowPlease from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
7
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 7
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 7

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:39 UTC
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07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:39 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #killmenowplease.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:39 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~27535 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (3) · Spanish (2) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.1

Top of the latest posts

  • TIL that Apple Automator on my work Mac is very good at launching an application, putting questions into that application, and then closing the application every day at a specified time. This message brought to your by my employer now count

    TheSwagger@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 12025-10-20 14:27 UTCView post →

  • Today I had to remotely help a client solve a Windows stuck WiFi card driver update problem… it… was not fun 😖 #FreelanceLife #NotWindowsFan #TestMyPatience #KillMeNowPlease

    The KamikaZEN :damnified: 🇲🇽@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-01-18 00:32 UTCView post →

  • Primer día de curro tras vacaciones. #killmenowplease :ohno:

    Marco Antonio Blanco@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-01-08 06:15 UTCView post →

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