#kitchenimpossible
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #kitchenimpossible from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #kitchenimpossible
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-29 19:53 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-29 19:53 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-29 19:53 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~47349 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: German (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
"Einer von den Octopusarmen ist der Penis" "Erkennst Du welcher?" #kitchenimpossible
Culurgiones - sardische Pasta mit Kartoffeln aus #KitchenImpossible #vegan #vegetarisch #Culurgiones 5/ Finish Die Culurgiones in Salzwasser köcheln lassen, bis sie oben schwimmen, mit der Tomatensauce anrichten + mit Basilikumblättchen gar
Melanzana alla Cioccolata - Aubergine mit Schokolade #Dessert #vegetarisch #KitchenImpossible Die in #Schokolade gebadeten #Aubergine.nscheiben einzeln aufrollen, mit etwas Schokoladen-Sauce #Amarettini + kandierter #Orange anrichten. Und s
#kitchenimpossible across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #kitchenimpossible straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/kitchenimpossible