#lampshades
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #lampshades from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 21:02 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 21:02 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-25 21:02 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~31809 hours).
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Languages: English (7) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2
Top of the latest posts
Stressed #greyhounds #dogsofmastodon #stress #lampshades #politics
#FensterFreitag #WindowFriday #LampShades #nyc
🎨🤯 Apparently, gazing at posh #modern #decor is the cerebral equivalent of running a marathon—who knew #lampshades could be such a workout? 🏃♀️🧠 Next in line, scientists will reveal the harrowing effects of #throw #pillows on your #cog
What “lampshades” means
Wiktionary · Wikipedialampshades
- nounA cover over a lamp to either diffuse the light or to block it in certain directions to avoid glare in the eyes.
- verbTo intentionally call attention to the improbable, incongruent, or clichéd nature of an element or situation featured in a work of fiction within the work itself.
A lampshade is a fixture that envelops the light bulb to redirect the light it emits. The shade is often affixed onto a light fixture to reduce the intensity of the light, shield the bulb from a harsh environment, or for décor by altering the color.
“Lampshade” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#lampshades across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #lampshades straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/lampshades