#lapdances
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #lapdances from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 21:20 UTCNo measured public usage for #lapdances in the last 7 days. That is a real result, and a good one to know: this hashtag is wide open right now. We show a dash before we ever show a made-up number. Browse the trending index for tags with live measurements.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 21:20 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #lapdances.
Live pulse
measured · Mastodon tag timeline · fetched 2026-09-26 21:20 UTCNo recent public posts found for #lapdances on Mastodon. Nothing measured, so nothing shown.
What “lapdances” means
Wiktionary · Wikipedialapdances
- nounAn erotic form of entertainment, typically at a men's club, where a naked or nearly-nude performer straddles a customer and moves in a rhythmic, sexual manner over his or her lap.
A lap dance is a type of erotic dance performance offered in many strip clubs in which the dancer typically has body contact with a seated patron. Lap dancing is different from table dancing, in which the dancer is close to a seated patron, but without body contact. Variant terms include couch dance, which is a lap dance where the recipient is seated on a couch.
“Lap dance” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#lapdances across platforms
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