#laziestpmever
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #laziestpmever from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #laziestpmever
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-14 19:06 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-14 19:06 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #laziestpmever.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-14 19:06 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~627 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 1.5
Used together with
Top of the latest posts
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/politics/1207896/they-should-be-at-work-christopher-luxon-on-10-000-striking-public-servants ‘They should be at work’ says the man who can’t cross the street to work and has no portfolios #nzpol #laziestpmever #on
https://nickrockel.substack.com/p/air-luxon #nzpol #entitled #sorted #laziestpmever
#laziestpmever across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #laziestpmever straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/laziestpmever