#laziness
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #laziness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:59 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6706 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 21:00
Languages: English (38) · Ukrainian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
@simontatham This from Larry Wall (of Perl fame) seems relevant... The Three Virtues [Paraphrased] 1) #Laziness - The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. 2) #Impatience - Because you are impatient
I've now added two more LARGE number vinyl stickers to both my bins (now clearly visible on front AND sides) and added tight elasticated straps holding the wheelie bins closed.. Upstairs neighbor has been putting his rubbish in my bins and
1: Refuse to adopt IPV6 2: Complain that no one uses IPV6 - CTOs #ipv6 #fearofchange #laziness #fatalism #networking #tcpip
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