#lifesucks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #lifesucks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-29 07:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-29 07:59 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-29 07:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~27420 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 22:00
Languages: English (30) · German (3) · Spanish (2) · French (1) · Dutch (1) · Persian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
Warm cakey treat & coffee at friendly wee Turkish café that opened nearby a couple of months ago, & read of Life Sucks by Jessica Abel, Gabe Soria & Warren Pleece, with a bit of a Clerks meets vampires vibe to it. New edition from fabbity-f
Am schwarzen Brett hängt eine Traueranzeige der PA, ein Kollege aus der Poststelle ist unerwartet verstorben. Das zieht mich gerade ziemlich runter, da er einer der freundlichsten und nettesten Menschen war, die ich jemals kennenlernen durf
Okay, so life wasn't hard enough as it is right now, my drawing tablet decided to die on me with no reason whatsoever. I have lots of work to deliver, past two months were a disaster with no work whatsoever. Coolio. #pixelart #pixelartist #
#lifesucks across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #lifesucks straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/lifesucks