#lmaafk
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #lmaafk from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-05 17:44 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-05 17:44 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #lmaafk.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-05 17:44 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~97 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
Irgendwie erstaunlich, aber nicht verwunderlich: da hat jemand (#LMAAFK) einige tausend Masken als "defekt" abgeschrieben und sie zum "Selbstkostenpreis" an Flüchtlings—NGOs "gespendet" und behauptet sich als großen Wohltäter. Warum ist die
Erster u. letzter Kommentar zu #LMAAFK von mir: Klassiker einfach, wieviele Schlaumeier jetzt wieder schreiben, sie hätten es ja eigentlich schon immer gewusst, dass der Typ nicht ganz koscher ist. (#hindsightBias) Darum geht's: :mastoread:
Die Stellungnahme von Fynn #FynnShady Kliemann. Am Abend will er sich dann noch per Video dazu äußern: https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/info/Fynn-Kliemann-wehrt-sich-gegen-Vorwurf-des-Maskenbetrugs,coronamasken106.html #fynnkliemann #oderwas
#lmaafk across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/lmaafk