#lolcows
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #lolcows from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #lolcows
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 20:30 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 20:30 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 20:30 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~21013 hours).
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Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
Stuttering John Melendez needs to change his name officially to Doxxing John Melendez because it is more accurate to what he tries to do in the 2020's 👍 . . . . . #stutteringjohn #johnmelendez #stutteringjohnmelendez #howardstern #sternsho
Trump's Dan Quayle-potato moment on Fox News is proof 'he's slipping': ex-GOP operative #Dumocrats #LOL #lolcows #TheBestWords #ignoramuses www.rawstory.com/msn/fox-news... Trump's Dan Quayle-potato mome...
those graduati9n speakers getting booed right bow #graduation #ai #lolcows #genz #genalpha youtube.com/watch?v=NBqm... those graduation speakers gett...
What “lolcows” means
WikipediaKiwi Farms, formerly known as CWCki Forums, is a web forum that facilitates the discussion and harassment of online figures and communities. Their targets are often subject to organized group trolling and stalking, as well as doxing and real-life harassment. Kiwi Farms has been tied to the suicides of three people who were victims of harassment by the website.
“Kiwi Farms” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#lolcows across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #lolcows straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/lolcows