#lonelycheeto
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #lonelycheeto from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:42 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:42 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #lonelycheeto.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:42 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~385 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 21:00
Languages: English (15)
Avg boosts / post: 1.6
Top of the latest posts
Okay, NOW I can post today's update. IT IS STILL THERE. This is day... what... (counts on fingers)... DAY 22?! #LonelyCheeto #shitpost #pointless #fun
Day 12 (Nov. 18, today): The #LonelyCheeto Abides (I feel better about wasting a hashtag on this, realizing it's been 12 days). (I also had to edit this post because I got the date wrong at first) Note: I noticed the cheeto on Nov. 7 (or po
I waited until 5pm (EST, USA) to post this. At 9:30 a.m., as seen in the previous post, the #LonelyCheeto was in its sad little place, greeting me with its bit of artificial brightness in the dark stairwell. At 2:00 pm... Whoever the monste
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