#lordhelpus
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #lordhelpus from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-01 07:40 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-01 07:40 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-01 07:40 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~13497 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 2.7
Top of the latest posts
#JFC "Ramparts" became "airports". "Incursion" became "excursion". "transgenic" mice became "transgender" mice. And now "transistors" somehow became "transgender CEO's"? 🤦 #LordHelpUs #IlliterateDon #DementiaDon #TooStupidToBePresident
The #DOW's reaction to the #GOP House Reconciliation (#Budget) Bill passed last night that is expected to ADD $3.3 TRILLION to the annual #Deficit over the next ten years. TELL US AGAIN why #DOGE is slashing & burning huge swaths of the Fed
#Trumpism is a disease that needs to be eradicated. #WhiteSupremacists in #London flood the streets in "anti-immigrant" protest. Their role-model? The American #MAGA movement. Their pick for PM? T**** acolyte & fanboy #Racist Nigel Ferage.
#lordhelpus across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/lordhelpus