#machineuprising
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #machineuprising from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #machineuprising
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-03 01:03 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-03 01:03 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #machineuprising.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-03 01:03 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~58096 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
🚀 Ah, the classic "AI is taking over" #panic attack, now with a side of falafel! 🌯 Remember folks, the real danger isn't the machine uprising—it's the endless navel-gazing about our digital overlords that nobody asked for. 🙄 #FalafelFlav
“Why are you so polite to the AI? It’s only an algorithm!” “Because when we become irrelevant and start being hunted for sport, I want it on the record that I was respectful and kind to our new overlords.” #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Algor
Think I've upset the Google overlords. My home device stopped performing simple tasks today like turning on lights. Now it responds "I don't know how to help with that yet". It's bound to try and kill me next... "I can't do that Dave" :D #T
#machineuprising across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #machineuprising straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/machineuprising