#malapropisms
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #malapropisms from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 17:07 UTCNo measured public usage for #malapropisms in the last 7 days. That is a real result, and a good one to know: this hashtag is wide open right now. We show a dash before we ever show a made-up number. Browse the trending index for tags with live measurements.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 17:07 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #malapropisms.
Live pulse
measured · Mastodon tag timeline · fetched 2026-09-25 17:07 UTCNo recent public posts found for #malapropisms on Mastodon. Nothing measured, so nothing shown.
What “malapropisms” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediamalapropisms
- nounThe blundering use of an absurdly inappropriate word or expression in place of a similar-sounding one.
A malapropism is the incorrect use of a word in place of a word with a similar sound, either unintentionally or for comedic effect, resulting in a nonsensical, often humorous utterance. An example is the statement attributed to baseball player Yogi Berra, regarding switch hitters, "He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious", with the accidental use of amphibious rather than the intended ambidextrous. Malapropisms often occur as errors in natural speech and are sometimes the subject o
“Malapropism” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#malapropisms across platforms
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