#malarkey
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #malarkey from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 15:45 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 15:45 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 15:45 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 37 public posts (spanning ~44804 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (36)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
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What “malarkey” means
Wiktionary#malarkey across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #malarkey straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/malarkey