#malding
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #malding from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #malding
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 03:52 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 03:52 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 03:52 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~15490 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Based VRChat Developer | #roflgator on #Twitch #shorts #vrchat #malding #geometry #lulw #default #cube https://www.twitch.tv/roflgator
women: so, yeah, we just want men to stop harassing us and we rather them treat us as equals some bald, angry podcaster with domestic violence eyes: FEMALES ARE HEARTLESS, ENTITLED BITCHES #itbelikethat #chud #chudsgonnachud #malding #incel
@raymondpert I believe this counts as a #malding situation.
What “malding” means
WikipediaHair loss, also known as alopecia or baldness, refers to a loss of hair from part of the head or body. Typically at least the head is involved. The severity of hair loss can vary from a small area to the entire body. Inflammation or scarring is not usually present. Hair loss in some people causes psychological distress.
“Hair loss” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#malding across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #malding straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/malding