#masturbates
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #masturbates from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 03:51 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 03:51 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 03:51 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~53217 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3) · Malagasy (1) · Italian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
#JessaRhodes #masturbates in #bed #nsfw #xxx #porn #adultcontent #adultactress
Commander #MikeJohnson is so proud that his 17-year-old son never #masturbates! He knows because he installed incredibly #creepy #Christian monitoring #software on all his family's devices, and gets a notification if his boy is spanking the
@cspam I'm sorry. A thousand apologies. I keep wondering if #elonMusk needs to use a magnifying glass when he #masturbates. the fucking wanker.
What “masturbates” means
WikipediaMasturbation is a form of autoeroticism in which a person sexually stimulates their own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. In humans, this typically involves orgasm in both sexes and, in males, is often accompanied by ejaculation. Stimulation may involve the use of hands, everyday objects, sex toys, or more rarely, the mouth. Masturbation may also be performed with a sex partner, either masturbating together or watching the other partner masturb
“Masturbation” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#masturbates across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #masturbates straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/masturbates