#masturbationmonday
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #masturbationmonday from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 23:41 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 23:41 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #masturbationmonday.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 23:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 33 public posts (spanning ~54099 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 08:00
Languages: English (29) · German (4)
Avg boosts / post: 1.8
Top of the latest posts
☝🏻Being in the moment is everything. ⚠️ Firstly, it is your responsibility to decide if, where and when you do it. 😏 Make yourself a cup of tea. Find a cosy spot. Get naked. Drink your tea slowly. Start caressing your body. Avoid your gen
☝🏻Winter Is Coming 🧤 ⚠️ Firstly, it is your responsibility to decide if, where and when you do it. 😏 Prepare (winter) gloves with different textures. Take off your clothes, but put on your gloves. Caress your body. Change sometimes glove
It's still #masturbationmonday , so time to hump your hand like this feral little mutt #masturbation #orgasm #cum
#masturbationmonday across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/masturbationmonday