#MayAllYourDoughnutsTurnOutLikeFannies
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #MayAllYourDoughnutsTurnOutLikeFannies from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-10 03:07 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-10 03:07 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #mayallyourdoughnutsturnoutlikefannies.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-10 03:07 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~9108 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 1
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Top of the latest posts
It's Christmas Day. It's 3pm. It's time for The Queen. #FannyCradock #MayAllYourDoughnutsTurnOutLikeFannies
In my previous toot, Mastodon kept offering me #MayAllYourDoughnutsTurnOutLikeFannies whenever I typed “may” after the hashtag symbol. As far as I can tell, that hashtag has been used a grand total of one time, on Christmas in 2022. And yet
#mayallyourdoughnutsturnoutlikefannies across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #mayallyourdoughnutsturnoutlikefannies straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/mayallyourdoughnutsturnoutlikefannies