#merde
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #merde from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #merde
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 06:15 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 06:15 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 06:15 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6518 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 21:00
Languages: French (24) · Italian (12) · English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
@socialnetwork @fediverso siete degli sciacalli del cazzo. #Merde
Freudian slip? #git #merge #merde #french #dev #code
Qualcun altrə ha notato che quando hanno presentato #Israele alla cerimonia di apertura delle #Olimpiadi, hanno tagliato le riprese in mezzo secondo? Nemmeno la musica ad alto volume è riuscita a superare i fischi. #Merde, lo stato illegitt
What “merde” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaShit is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea. Shite is a common variant in British and Irish English. As a slang term, shit has many meanings, including: nonsense, foolishness, something of little value or quality, trivial and usually boastful or inaccurate talk or a contemptible person. It could also be used to refer to any other noun in general or as an expression of annoyance, concern, surpris
“Shit” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#merde across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #merde straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/merde