#microwave
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #microwave from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:31 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:31 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 04:31 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~4539 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (37) · Italian (1) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Now matter how many times I press this button on my microwave, I can not get scrambled eggs to come out. #microwave #lies
Today was going too smoothly, so I managed to *burn glass* in a microwave. The handle of this pyrex jug (almost certainly not "real" pyrex) touched the... grille? emitter? of the magnetron and stopped turning, and there was a loud buzzing s
Anything that takes longer than five minutes in the #microwave feels wrong.
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