#MiddleAged
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #MiddleAged from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:06 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:06 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:06 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~21229 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (35) · Dutch (1) · German (1) · Danish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
I've had painful tendinitis on the bottom of my right foot for a couple of weeks, and it's finally easing off ..... only for me to somehow sprain my left knee this morning. Seriously, don't get old unless you can afford to bathe in Ibropruf
This morning on the walk with Benson, I sang the words 'Iliacus, piriformis, sciatica, gluteus Maximus, and minimus' like they were Presbyterian psalmody. But the hip/sciatica is a 6/10. #MiddleAged #GenX
@Kinky_me @la Alright then ;) I have no idea how I did this, but I made my ass into a sticker which cancelled out the background. #ass #middleaged #sticker
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