#midlifecrisis
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #midlifecrisis from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 10:10 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 10:10 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 10:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3355 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (30) · Dutch (5) · German (4)
Avg boosts / post: 2.5
Top of the latest posts
for my midlife crisis, instead of buying a sports car and running around with a way too young for me cute thing, I bought this easel. It holds ridiculously big canvas, and with counterweights, it's easy to lift up, down, left or right. Now
#Today I adopted a 26 year old bouncing baby girl 😝 Her name is Ms. Danvers. I had a sibling of hers a couple of decades ago and I loved that car, so when the opportunity arose... #ToyotaCelica #MidLifeCrisis
Life goals: Be someone who would - make my 5yr old self feel seen and loved - make my deathbed self proud with no regrets - make better the lives of decent people I encountered - make worse the lives of shitty people I encounter 😛 - have a
#midlifecrisis across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #midlifecrisis straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/midlifecrisis