#mishaps
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #mishaps from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 21:45 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 21:45 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 21:45 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 23 public posts (spanning ~26158 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (22)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
Has it ever occurred to you that good times never make for great stories, but disasters... often... do? I'm mixing it a this week with a funny story... that wasn't so funny at the time. https://nonzerosum.games/nomatterwhereyougetto.html #m
So I was sitting at my desk eating cereal for lunch ... and I just spilled milk and cereal all over my entire keyboard. No clue how much damage I've done. BTW: have I mentioned that I WFH and my income depends on my desktop computer? And th
Good morning. 😴⏰☕ 7 July 2026 I got up this morning and immediately started doing things. I knew better. My first bright idea was to empty the paper shredder — a terrible decision at that hour — but I had a foolproof plan: flip the contain
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