#mixedmetaphor

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #mixedmetaphor from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
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Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
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Open-web mentions
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Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-07 02:06 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-07 02:06 UTC
#MixedMetaphors
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#mixedmetaphores
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#mixedmetaphorsbestmetaphors
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#mixedmetaphoronsteroids
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#mixedmetaphorsnotwithstanding
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#mixedmetaphorklaxon
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#mixedmetaphorsthatshouldexist
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Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-07 02:06 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 13 public posts (spanning ~36108 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00

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Languages: English (12) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.7

Top of the latest posts

  • Never put lipstick on a pig. You both get lipstick and the pig likes it. #mixedmetaphor

    Paco Hope@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-09-10 16:20 UTCView post →

  • > “For a program that’s been around since 2013, it was shocking that you’d come > across its cancellation, effectively, in the corner of the bowels of a subpage of the internet.” TWEEET! Doubly-mixed metaphor; 10-yard penalty. Repeat first

    C.@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-08-24 23:44 UTCView post →

  • I don't get it -- is this a wrestling metaphor? When you squeeze somebody do they roll over? https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/21/world/canada/trump-carney-trade-tariffs.html?unlocked_article_code=1.zVA.vA3T.9qmkykQ78_Za&smid=url-share #Mixed

    Joel VanderWerf@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-21 15:54 UTCView post →

#mixedmetaphor across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #mixedmetaphor straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/mixedmetaphor