#ModernProblems

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ModernProblems from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 13:32 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 13:32 UTC
#modernproblemsmodernsolutions
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#ModernProblemsOldPaintings
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 13:32 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~29519 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 22:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (37)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • Warning: Available entropy is low. #ModernProblems

    Sean Kelly@nutjob4life♥ 2↻ 02023-11-22 00:39 UTCView post →

  • We used to hunt mammoths. Now Greg from Accounts Receivable is in a blood feud with an HP Envy 6455. #OfficeLife #PrinterWars #CorporateCaveman #HPEnvy6455 #WorkplaceRage #CubicleLore #ModernProblems #PaperlessSocietyLies #GregsLastStand #M

    not stinky!@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-06-07 22:01 UTCView post →

  • Dings, pings & WhatsApp voice notes – tech habits that drive us mad It's not just the AI that's overwhelming. We dive into the psychology of modern communication fatigue and the specific digital etiquette "sins" that are causing peak annoya

    nicola@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-05-15 08:54 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/modernproblems