#monkeyfluids
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #monkeyfluids from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-08 11:24 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-08 11:24 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #monkeyfluids.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-08 11:24 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~216 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 2.7
Top of the latest posts
Once again, a phrase gets stuck in my head and needs a comic to exorcise it. This time, the phrase was "mercantile blowjobbery". #comics #webcomic #monkeyfluids #mercantileblowjobbery https://www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/06/this-comics-gone-to
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a sort of fffthhhppt sound. #comic #webcomic #monkeyfluids #fartjoke https://www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/06/apres-moi-le-fart-joke.html
The first time I posted this joke, I left off the second punchline, because I wasn't sure if it worked better without it. Consider this a particularly roundabout kind of A/B testing. #comics #webcomics #monkeyfluids #abtesting https://www.m
#monkeyfluids across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/monkeyfluids