#morons
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #morons from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:01 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2470 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (37) · Dutch (1) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.5
Top of the latest posts
It's this time of the year again. Almost daily on Reddit we're having posts of "I found this baby crow on the ground, it couldn't fly, so I took it inside (at worst) or what should I do (at best)." Leave wild animals the fuck alone if you d
yes, friends, this happened: Apr 18 11:42:19 byteheap sshd-session[51555]: Failed keyboard-interactive/pam for invalid user mymagicpass228 from 178.20.210.185 port 10858 ssh2 #ssh #passwordguessers #passwordgropers #sshgropers #cybercrime #
@EricIndiana Hegseth, no doubt, thinks this is brilliant. #morons
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