#mortified
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #mortified from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-11 13:37 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-11 13:37 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-11 13:37 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~29925 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (12)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Dave Grohl recalls feeling ‘mortified’ after drinking famous actor’s expensive wine Dave Grohl has recalled how he was left feeling “mortified” after drinking two bottles of expensive wine at an A-list actor’s home. During an appearance on
The better-half and I took in the Chicago Valentine's Day Mortified show at the Athenaeum Theater! #ChicagoMortified #Mortified
"Sometimes you might be on a date with a girl and feel like fooling around with one hand while you drive with the other. Just pull over and use both hands like a normal person." #TheyActuallySaidThat #Teenage #Me #Mortified #GrandmasLifeHac
What “mortified” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediamortified/ˈmɔːtəˌfaɪd/
- adjectiveAcutely embarrassed.
- verbTo discipline (one's body, appetites etc.) by suppressing desires; to practise abstinence on.
Mortified is an Australian children's television series co-produced by the Australian Children's Television Foundation and Enjoy Entertainment for the Nine Network Australia that premiered on June 30, 2006 and ended on April 11, 2007 with two seasons and a total of 26 episodes.
“Mortified” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#mortified across platforms
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