#muttonchops
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #muttonchops from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #muttonchops
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-12 19:41 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-12 19:41 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #muttonchops.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-12 19:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~42791 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (28) · Western Frisian (1) · Afrikaans (1) · Chinese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
#closeup #hairybush #tug #pussy #slit #clit #muttonchops #fullbush #snacc #nsfw
My #muttonchops are coming in nicely, so here’s a couple pics of me with a freshly shaven head in front of my #sigil of #baphomet tapestry at the head of my bed. #hailsatan to all those on the #lefthandpath.
#closeup #showing #spreadwide #hairycunt #muttonchops #labia #pussy #curls #ginger #frombehind #fav #nsfw
What “muttonchops” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediamuttonchops
- nounA cut of sheep's meat, often containing a section of a rib.
Sideburns, sideboards, or side whiskers are facial hair grown on the sides of the face, extending from the hairline to run parallel to or beyond the ears. The term sideburns is a 19th-century corruption of the original burnsides, named after American Civil War general Ambrose Burnside, a man known for his unusual facial hairstyle that connected thick sideburns by way of a moustache, but left the chin clean-shaven.
“Sideburns” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#muttonchops across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #muttonchops straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/muttonchops