#narf
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #narf from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #narf
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-21 09:06 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-21 09:06 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-21 09:06 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 30 public posts (spanning ~55704 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: German (16) · English (8) · French (3) · American English (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
wo fing das an und wann? was hat mich irritiert? was hat dich bloss so ruiniert? #narf
Euch ist schon klar, dass ich bald 500 Follower habe? Ich kann die Weltherrschaft schon riechen. #narf #ff
Krass, ich verwende immer noch relativ häufig das Wort #narf oder #gnarf Ich habe wohl in den 90ern zu häufig #PinkyAndTheBrain geschaut...
#narf across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #narf straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/narf