#neds
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #neds from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #neds
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 02:58 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 02:58 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 02:58 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~51813 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (11)
Avg boosts / post: 1.5
Top of the latest posts
NEDS HOUSING CO-OP Vacancy in @RadicalRoutes #coop in #Nottingham Would you like to be free of landlords & #takecontrol of your own housing, with more ethical & sustainable use of resources? Following the article in Left Lion #Neds Housing
The other night my maker space had an open house. A couple came in to check us out and I introduced myself. The wife then said, 'oh, our robotic vacuum is named Ned!" I then dead panned "Is that because you think Ned's suck?" She froze for
Tonight: North East Data Scientists meetup 🍕 Maciej Misiura & Rob Geada (Red Hat) on open source guardrails for AI — the runtime layer checking what goes into a model and what comes out. Cheyne Ravenscroft (Sage) on what happens when AI ag
What “neds” means
Wiktionary · Wikipedianeds/nɛdz/
- nounA person, usually a youth, of low social standing and education, a violent disposition and with a particular style of dress (typically sportswear or Burberry), speech and behaviour.
Ned is a Scottish term for ruffian or hooligan, akin to the word yob.
“Ned (Scottish)” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#neds across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #neds straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/neds