#needmorecoffee

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #needmorecoffee from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 09:42 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 09:42 UTC
#needmorecoffee_42
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 09:42 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~68253 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (37) · French (1) · Dutch (1) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Cue me, running a virtual machine full screen and wondering why I can’t drag a window from it to my other monitor. 🤦‍♂️ #mondayMorning #needMoreCoffee #holyShitITaggedThatMondayMorningAndItsActuallyWednesday #needWAYMoreCoffee

    Aral Balkan@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 12023-04-26 08:21 UTCView post →

  • Ever feel like the #fediverse may be the only way forward to avoid a #farenheit451 like #future ? #technology #tech #mastodon #pixelfed #loops #lemmy #socialmedia #guymontagwasright #idontknow #probablyoverreacting #needmorecoffee

    readbeanicecream@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 22025-01-19 20:05 UTCView post →

  • Note to self in "The number you are trying to reach" voice: Putting a Macbook Pro underneath a monitor hooked up to another PC does not let you move the mouse to the Macbook from that other PC monitor. Please make a note of it. #NeedMoreCof

    [jan@dembowski:~]$ :idle:@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02023-02-10 16:51 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/needmorecoffee