#neverwork

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #neverwork from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
4
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 4
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 4

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:36 UTC
0
07-22
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07-23
0
07-24
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07-25
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07-26
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07-27
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07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:36 UTC
#neverworkintheory
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#NeverWorkedADayInHisLife
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#neverworksonsocialmedia
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#neverworkfortrump
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#neverworks
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#neverworkforfree
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:36 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~17139 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (3) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.5

Top of the latest posts

  • Wer nicht gegen die Arbeit revoltiert, arbeitet gegen die Revolte! 🔧 #neverwork https://black-mosquito.org/de/wer-nicht-gegen-die-arbeit-revoltiert-arbeitet-gegen-die-revolte-40-aufkleber.html

    Black Mosquito@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12025-07-11 11:06 UTCView post →

  • Accidentally yeeted my work phone into the toilet. The universe is saying #NeverWork.

    Another Angry Woman@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-11-08 11:53 UTCView post →

  • Spotted today in High Street, Northcote. I agree with the sentiment, but I was at work when I took the photo... #NeverWork

    ghost_shit@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-08-31 13:25 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/neverwork